I'm social inept and awkward as fuck.

I enjoy a vast assortment of hearty things! Namely robots, communism and lawn gnomes. To kill time, I spend an obscene amount of time with hot glue projects . . . one might say I'm a hot glue affectionado.

Matthew Good, Modest Mouse, Broken Social Scene, Rufus Wainwright, French Kicks, Enon, The Flaming Lips, The Thrills, Sigur Ros, The Dears, The Shins, The Velvet Underground

A Taste of Cherry, Amelie, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Being John Malcovich, Breathless, Chungkind Express, Citizen Kane, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, The Godfather Part I, High Fidelity, Kill Bill Vol. I, Moulin Rouge, The Royal Tenenbaums, Shaun of the Dead

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Gilmore Girls, The O.C. (I'm a pop culture whore . . . need I say more)

Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe, The Melencholy Death of Oyster Boy by Tim Burton, At Last There is Nothing Left to Say by Matthew Good, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Dugan is A.W.O.L. by Sean Anderson, Necessary Illusions by Noam Chomsky